What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 23:56

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Unacceptable again!

No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

Big brands are staying quiet this Pride Month - CNN

Thumbs down again.

Everyone loved it.

So they tried

Tom Cruise Earns Guinness World Record For ‘Mission: Impossible — The Final Reckoning’ Stunt - Deadline

Still no good

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Aut perferendis voluptatibus eum sapiente officiis est explicabo itaque.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Just Forget it!

What’s the funniest thing you’ve heard a child cry about?

Minds and Behinds

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Loons and Moons

What is the cause of the common odor many senior citizens have (despite good hygiene)?

Next, they tried...

No go.

They put up a sign reading

Galaxy Watch could automatically lock your phone when it's left behind - SamMobile

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Nuts and Butts

Dow futures dip as Wall Street weighs likelihood of Trump's latest tariff threat, while U.S. eyes call to resolve China trade snag - Fortune

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So, the docs changed it to read

No way

Billy Joel attempted suicide twice and fell into coma after affair with friend's wife - KOMO

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

share office space ...

Chinese-Owned Company Halts Work on Factory to Make Batteries in U.S. - WSJ

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Then came..

Freaks and Cheeks

What would have happened if Shin was a good movie instead of a bad one?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.