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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 23:56

Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
What’s the funniest thing you’ve heard a child cry about?
Minds and Behinds
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Loons and Moons
What is the cause of the common odor many senior citizens have (despite good hygiene)?
Next, they tried...
No go.
They put up a sign reading
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—
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
No way
Billy Joel attempted suicide twice and fell into coma after affair with friend's wife - KOMO
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
What would have happened if Shin was a good movie instead of a bad one?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.